hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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