I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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