I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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