Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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