fuck your aforementioned shoe
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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