My hair reeks of homosexuality.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
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I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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