you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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