the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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