when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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