Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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