Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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