I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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