yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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