She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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