Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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