I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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