I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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