No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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