don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I have post one night stand depression
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