Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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