whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we made out on top of his cat.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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