I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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