Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just forgot I was standing up.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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