True but thats because hes a fetus.
We are two peas in an std pod
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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