We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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