Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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