This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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