YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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