Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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