yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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