so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
