Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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