So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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