Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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