you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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