Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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