My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
please don't ironically join a cult
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