Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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