Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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