No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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