Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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