I wish i was in the wii world.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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