: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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