I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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