Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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