You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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