Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He's a Shit stain on my heart
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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