dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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