Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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