Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
My orgasm happened in two different decades
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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