She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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