So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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