Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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